Cruel and unusual

*sigh* Yet another morning of The Usual. With bonus add-ons. After several “God-friggingg-zilla, where are your PANTS?!” seventeen times, and “Monkey-Frigging-Boy, come and do the dishwasher, NOW!” approximately 943 times, they both felt it important to inform me that their middle names weren’t “frigging”. Well they are now. Especially as…

Hidden Camera #86

It is common knowledge I am not a morning person. In fact, I believe any time pre-8.37am is “middle of the night”. It then takes me until 10am-ish to be remotely functional, and only vaguely less grumpy than post my first MUG of the morning. I even own “Grumpy” pyjamas.…

A cause for concern

A busy day, kid drop off, shopping with toddler and husband, which always elongates the process, then home 15 minutes before the photographer for some magazine turning up for a photo. Impress self, managing to shower, dry hair, do makeup and get dressed in that amount of time. Discover lasagne…