An open letter to Vodka-O

Before I begin, Vodka-O is an Australian company who make “organic vodka” designed to contain fewer impurities and reduce the likelihood of hangovers. Also, it tastes delicious. Dear Vodka-O, Some twelve months or so back, I won a bottle of your life-saving

… and that's how it happened!

So … after being subject to 20 Questions, all involving grade one maths questions on the seemingly three day walk home, with a brain frazzled due to husband-induced rant and subsequent tantrum earlier in the day, a To Do List that has one item remaining that seems incapable of getting…

You get what you need, WHEN you need it

The Universe shall provide when the time is right. Or maybe not the Universe, but Mrs Woog and Vodka-O had their timing perfect! Yes, after a week of the most revolting tantrums I have experienced, let alone witnessed, and my resolve slowing fading away, much like the colours in the…

Typical Part 2 – See? I told you!

… because my day never just stops at school pickup … Chippie’s grazed head, tantrum, and applications for Worst Parents of the Year sorted, Monkey Boy heading dumping his bag on the pram as he heads off to someone else’s house and Godzilla deciding he is going to “walk some…