Perfect, perfunctory and pristine are all lovely P words.
Not, however, necessarily ones that adequately reflect a child’s most normal of behaviours. Thus, I give you the Real Mums Guide to the A-Z of Kids: P is for …
Paroxysmal
This relates to kids
laugh, cry, relate
pouty, in some situations predictable, persistent in that they keep going on and on and on and on and on, precious, perfect, prancing ponies
Brilliant, Penny! Thank you x