Dad’s birthday today, and as they’re staying with us, a cake was purchased and happy birthday was sung after dinner.
Godzilla, clearly the new birthday expert, continually gave direction on the birthday cake rituals.
“No, is need four candles”
“No, is sing happy birfday like dis”
“No, you is need to turn dis lights off and dis lights on”
And the ultimate …
“No, Old Man, you don’ cut it like dat, you cut it like DIS!!!”
As far as experts go, he certainly has the right amount of tact!