Godzilla, as per normal, commenced his morning in a mood that no one should be in in the morning – cheery.
Or, from my perspective, grating. Ultimately, annoying.
He was bouncing around singing “If you’re happy and you know it ..” and I was unable to determine exactly what he was doing to demonstrate his happiness, because a) I had my hands over my ears, b) I was yelling SHUT UP, and c0 he was giggling so much, the words were indecipherable.
Thus, I suspect they included such words as “bum”, “penis” and “poo”. Amongst others.
I went with “If you want mum to be happy, shutthefuckup” which caused much laughter and had the effect of including his two siblings in the morning’s annoyingness.
I was also running slighly behind time, which worked for me, but I needed them out of the house.
Hmmm. “If you’re serioulsy pissed off yell SHUT. UP. NOW! and stomp your feet.”
So I did.
“SHUT. UP. NOW!” *stomp* *stomp*
And they put there shoes on and I farewelled them at the door.
“Bye, love you, have a great day, go now, go, go, GO. Oh, for fuck’s sake, just GO!”
“Why? Where are you going?” Monkey Boy asked.
“Oh, a Wii thing, go.”
“Like a Nintendo Wii thing?”
“Nah. A Sony Wii thing,” I clarified, complete with facetious tone and rolling eyes.
“Or,” I hear Godzilla as he takes off up the street. “A penis or vagina wee?”