The usual things going wrong this morning.
Woke pre-4am, couldn’t get back to sleep due to excessive snoring and flatulance, get up to find coffee machine time has been altered and didn’t go off, and computer took 3 more goes to boot up proplerly.
I check some emails, plan my day, locate loaf of bread at back of freezer, put two slices in the toaster, and put them in again when they came up uncooked and luke warm.
Godzilla, meanwhile, was bouncing around like an idiot, not getting his breakfast and singing a newly composed song about bums.
Second time around