Monkey Boy’s Family Birthday Celebration was today.
This is the one held each year that consists only of extended family, and is separate from his Family Celebration (me, Grumpy and the other two offspring), which is separate again from the one that has his friend’s in attendance.
Each of my children have this series of celebrations. Because I’m an idiot.
The reason we don’t have more children is that I am far too busy baking and decorating